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perfect-imperfectionz:
queer-apple:
I need:
shower sex
i love you sex
sex
sex
sex
rough sex
hard core sex
gentle sex
sex
bathtub sex
sex against a wall
so horny i can’t breathe sex
sex
sex
I think they’re horny
So true
turntechgodisc:
I was looking up the word “dibs” on wikipedia and I was wondering if other cultures had their own form of it and…
…yeah.
“What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were...”
– For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl (via teamtarantino)
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
saintdoriangray:
quick someone fall in love with me so i can say that we found love
in a
popeless
place.
hightimeslowtides:
emilygt:
dinosaurs-on-wheels:
where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
omg
