perfect-imperfectionz: queer-apple: I need: shower sex i love you sex sex sex sex rough sex hard core sex gentle sex sex bathtub sex sex against a wall so horny i can’t breathe sex sex sex I think they’re horny So true
turntechgodisc: I was looking up the word “dibs” on wikipedia and I was wondering if other cultures had their own form of it and… …yeah.
What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were...– For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl (via teamtarantino)
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
saintdoriangray: quick someone fall in love with me so i can say that we found love in a popeless place.
hightimeslowtides: emilygt: dinosaurs-on-wheels: where can I uninstall my period i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years omg